Early this spring, when BAPCPA bashing had become “so very smashing!” (culminating in this post about the latest BAPCPA bashing opinion), I returned to my desk one sunny afternoon and retrieved from my voice mail a message from someone identifying himself as Marvin Isgur, who wanted to know if I’d like to come down to Galveston, Texas in late June to speak before about 300 consumer bankruptcy lawyers at this conference on recent consumer bankruptcy case law developments.
My initial reactions to Judge Isgur’s voice message were much akin to those of Noah, as portrayed by Bill Cosby in this classic skit. First, when I heard the message say “Steve, this is Marvin Isgur…,” I thought — like Noah — “what do you want, I’ve been good?” Then when the message continued, and Judge Isgur said he’d like me to deliver the opening presentation on recent consumer bankruptcy law decisions, I thought — like Noah — “what’s an ark?” (i.e., what’s consumer bankruptcy law)?
Yet, having placed the “don’t mess with
Texas” label on Judge Isgur here (following his issuance of the first opinion clearly demonstrating BAPCPA’s harsh new world for consumers), I pretty much viewed his proposal as an “offer you can’t refuse.”
A few days after accepting, the organizers at University of Texas Law School’s Center for Continuing Legal Education made sure to let me know “the most popular event every year at the conference has been the opening presentation by Professor Elizabeth Warren from Harvard and by Professor Jay Westbrook of the
University of
Texas.” In fact, they added, “the presentation is so popular each year that we thought that we would find an expert to try to fashion a comparable program on recent developments in Consumer Bankruptcy Law.” As for preparing an outline on the topics you’ll be speaking about, attached you’ll find the 113 and 119 page outlines that Professors Warren and Westbrook, respectively, distributed at previous conferences. Oh, and good luck!
It was then that I truly understood the perils of accepting the “offer you can’t refuse.” As noted here, such career choices may well spell one’s doom. Judge Isgur, however, encouraged me to have no fear, and that everything would turn out fine.
Well, many panic-driven, sleep-deprived days and nights later, I’ve now completed that “Great American Consumer Bankruptcy Outline,” a 90 page magnum opus encapsulating pretty much every consumer bankruptcy opinion worth reading (or not so worth reading) in the past 12 months.
So, for those of you who’ve wondered what happened to me these past couple of months, and why I have cut down on my blogging–well, now you know.
In the coming days and weeks, I’ll publish here periodic installments from each of the outline’s 17 sections. Alternatively, you can get the glossy version by signing up for the conference (be sure to bring your Hawaiian garb, though).
Here’s the Table of Contents to the Outline: